(Intro.)
Let me clear my throat. Kick over here, baby pop. And let all the fly skivvies feel the beat. . .

(Intro.)
Hit ‘em with my rhymes.
Crush ‘em everytime.
Lyrics like a mime.
With a twist of lime.
Set ‘em up.
Knock ‘em out.
Tell you what it’s all about.
Chalk’s the truth.
Ain’t no doubt.
Funky like some sauerkraut.
Beats, they are a’poppin’.
Party’s never stoppin’.
Floors, I am a’moppin’,
‘Cause we hip hoppin’.
I can spit in sign.
Check the next line.
Aaaaah.
Blew yo’ flippin’ mind.
Rockin’, shockin’.
I’m locked and reloaded.
You been sittin’ on your couch
Eatin’ chips and gettin’ bloated.
Walkin’ from the stage;
See the audience explodin’.
Droppin’ hammers like I’m Thor.
Throwin’ lightnin’ like I’m Odin.
Chalk colored clouds.
They dark and forebodin’.
Stingin’ like a bee.
I’m a butterfly a’floatin’.
Woke you up like Folger’s.
You hip hop inhibited.
Just like I told’ya.

(Hook.)
Hip hip inhibited.
You inhibited by hip hop.
D.J. sees you comin’,
He makes the beat drop.
Soon as you start spittin’,
We beggin’ you to stop.
You’re hip hop inhibited.
Inhibited by. . .
Hip hop.
Hip hip inhibited.
You inhibited by hip hop.
D.J. sees you comin’,
He makes the beat drop.
Soon as you start spittin’,
We beggin’ you to stop.
You’re hip hop inhibited.
Inhibited by. . .
Hip hop.

(Verse 2.)
Take a seat, son.
It’s time for your lesson.
Chalkskin’s Hip Hop
School is in session.
Know who’s the boss.
Tony Danza gave his blessin’.
Bad mamba jamba:
That’s my profession.
From the floor up,
You’re all tore up.
Get your form up.
Do this warm up.
Rubber baby buggy bumpers.
Rubber baby buggy bumpers.
You’re Jim Carey, Jeff Daniels,
Dumb and Dumber.
And at this rate,
You’ll be in school all summer.
March to the step
Of an offbeat drummer.
Lips, teeth, and tongue
Are in a slumber.
It’s all good.
I’m here to teach‘ya.
Got the gift of gab,
And I’m try’na reach‘ya.
If you don’t join me,
Watch me beat’ya,
‘Cause I’m spittin’ fire
Like a baptist preachah!

(Hook.)
Hip hip inhibited.
You inhibited by hip hop.
D.J. sees you comin’,
He makes the beat drop.
Soon as you start spittin’,
We beggin’ you to stop.
You’re hip hop inhibited.
Inhibited by. . .
Hip hop.
Hip hip inhibited.
You inhibited by hip hop.
D.J. sees you comin’,
He makes the beat drop.
Soon as you start spittin’,
We beggin’ you to stop.
You’re hip hop inhibited.
Inhibited by. . .
Hip hop.

(Bridge.)
Hey, Facebook! Help me get tangential on this rhyme. Give me some subject matter, and I’ll spit!

(Verse 3.)
Launchpad McQuack:
Crash, burn, never learn.
Radio active polar bears from Mars:
Next turn.
Blue Beetle:
Superhero, super genius.
Ted Kord.
I wonder,
Did he have a blue -
Woah!:
Joey Lawrence on “Blossom.”
Love those white teeth.
Everyday, he must floss ‘em.
Snowflakes:
Everyone is unique.
Like these super dope rhymes
That I’m spittin’ when I speak.
Chloroform:
Gotta get it! Can’t wait!
Without my chloroform,
I can never get a date.
Hamsters:
Ended up in my hampers.
Chewin’ on my diapers.
Yeah, I wear Pampers.
Fractal Geometry:
Gonna make yo’ momma sneeze.
Fragmented shape,
Time escape,
In these Docker jeans.
Lincoln Logs:
Lincoln logs. . .
Pirates:
Pecan Pie:
Jason Vorhees:
Platypus:
Cheetos:
Cheetos!
Pokemon:
Cartoons:
Pokemon Cartoons:
Okay, you need to slow down, man.
Digital Media:
Joblessness:
You’re goin’ too fast.
New Jersey:
Deleted Scenes from “Brokeback Mountain:”
Seriously, Jaz, are you in there?
Nunchucks:
Frank Lloyd Wright:
Jaz?
Ewoks:
I cannot hear the snare in my headphones.
Master Splinter:
Shrimp:
Jaz!?
Drrrop!
Wiffleball:
Fun Sized Candy Bars:
Screw this!
Continuity Errors:
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