(Intro.)
Brothers and sisters, can I get a J-Man?
J-Man! J-Man! J-Man!
We are gathered here today to give thanks to the one, but we need your help.
We need your donations. The five dollars. The ten dollars. Your left shoe. We’ll all take it.
It’ll house the hungry. The many ladies J-Man has.
It’ll put a sheet over their head.
We have our merch booth.
In the back.
And go buy your J-Man shirt.
Go buy them J-Man panties I know you so want to wear.
And put ‘em on, girl. Put ‘em on and give thanks to the man.
The one.
The only.
J-Man.

(Hook.)
J-Man!
J-Man!
J-Man!
J-Man!
J-Man!

(Verse 1.)
Aw snap!
Got you all excited.
Get ‘yo hands up.
You know that you like it.
Chalk said go and kill ‘em.
Just make sure that they all feel it.
‘Cause already when they see ‘em,
They wanna know what it’s like to be ‘em.
Let’s see:
I’m smart and classy,
Have very little ass meat.
Love hearing people laughing.
With ladies, I’m not bad, g.
I’m just sayin’
I’m not playin’.
They be sprayin’
Pheramones
Straight through my telephone
Like “What the hell is on?”
Aw chuck it.
Toss in a couplet.
Most people still like,
“Who did Chalkskin, whats-it?”
Female dog, recognize.
See me ball like, “Ooh, that’s nice.
Got a spaceship; flew it twice.
And still they all like,
“Ooh, he’s white.”
Not a race, but brothah needs a tan,
But the studio only glows fluorescent, man.
Whatever you ask for, the highly acclaimed.
Now get yo’ hands up and say my name.
It’s like. . .

(Hook.)
Sing it all together now.
J-Man!
J-Man!
All together now.
J-Man!
J-Man!
J-Man!
Sing it all together now.

(Verse 2.)
Oooh!
Sounds sexy.
Like listenin’ to “T ‘n A”
While you breastfeed.
Dance with my left feet.
Kick with my right.
Imma dick? Yeah right,
But come on, J-Man’s tight.
They was like, “He’s lame.
Voice all nasally.
Words all crazy.
Have my baby!”
Woah! I am one. Getch’ya own.
My mom still pays for my cellular phone.
While my dime still pays for the yachts that I own,
And I work nine to five, still breaking my bones
Just to hear the crowd sing my name in this song.
J’s day is dawned.
“PayDay” is bomb.
Hear me now, standin’ proud
On top of the mound.
Swingin’ wild
Knock it out.
Now I’m renowned.
Your new favorite song has been found.
Now, play my song as the king is crowned.
It’s like. . .

(Hook.)
Sing it all together now.
J-Man!
J-Man!
All together now.
J-Man!
J-Man!
J-Man!
Sing it all together now.

(Breakdown.)
J-Man. Superman.
J-Man!
J-Man! Superman.
J-Man!
J-Man! Superman.
He’s super, ya’ll.
J-Man! Superman.
J-Man!
J-Man! Superman.
J-Man!
J-Man! Superman.
J-Man. Superman.

(Simultaneously.)
Can I get an allelujah?
Aw. It’s J-Man!
Aw. I see you, girl.
Don’t feel obligated. Don’t feel obligated.
But gimme-gimme-gimme.
Oh! It feels so good!
Is that my name on yo’ panties?

(Verse 3.)
That out the way,
I hope ya’ll enjoyed the show.
Listenin’ to ya’ll,
I done ate up all the Oreos.
Where was I? Oh yeah!
I’m so cool.
Met Chalk in high school.
Joined the group like,
“‘Ite, cool.”
I’m rockin’ spots in
Chalkskin’s group.
All this gossip talkin’.
Stop just groove.
Like. . .
Roll into J’s spot.
I got what’chu need.
Be a J-Man disciple.
Just follow me.

(Hook.)
Sing it all together now.
J-Man!
J-Man!
All together now.
J-Man!
J-Man!
J-Man!
Put your hands together now.