(Intro.)
Hello, everyone!
My name’s Rich Prophet, and welcome to the second annual Chalkskin’s Benefit for the Unloved here at Dirty Donna’s Gentlemen’s club, located in the El Paso Convention Center.
Wooh! El Paso!!
We have a nacho bar in the back corner. Uh. Lovely Lace is tending to the nacho bar. . .
Remember the Alamo!!
Make sure you tip her well.
And, no, not that tip.
And of course all of tonight’s proceeds will be going to Charity.
My favorite stripper.
Take it away, Charity.
Hey, DJ Pop’N’Fresh. Play my song.

It’s the perfect song.
The perfect song.
It’s the perfect song.
It’s the perfect song.

(Hook.)
It’s the perfect song for a pole dance.
Play my song. Play my song. Play my song. Play my song.
Girl, let me see you work it with no hands.
Gotta stack of ones; lookin’ for some romance.
Play my song. Play my song. Play my song. Play my song.
Perfect song. P-p-perfect song.
Yeah.
It’s the perfect song for a pole dance.
Play my song. Play my song. Play my song. Play my song.
Girl, let me see you work it with no hands.
Gotta stack of ones; lookin’ for some romance.
Play my song. Play my song. Play my song. Play my song.
Lookin’ for some romance. Perfect song.
Yeah.

Play my song. Song song song song.
Play my song. Song song song song.
Play my song. Song song song song.
Play my song. Song song song song.

(Verse 1.)
When you grip that pole,
Oh, you look so pretty.
Could I maybe -
Possibly
Get an itty-bitty
Slice of the kitty
And just suck yo’ --
Please!
Now, if you smell me,
You feel me,
Ya’ Understand me, baby. . .
You can ride this pole
Here from Daygo
Down to Miami, like. . .
Like like like. . .
You can take a class
If you don’t know just how
To do it right.
Lock yo’ legs.
Work yo’ thighs.
Throw it into overdrive.
Oh-oh-overdrive.
Throw it into overdrive.
Lock yo’ legs.
Work yo’ thighs.
Throw it into overdrive.

(Hook.)
It’s the perfect song for a pole dance.
Play my song. Play my song. Play my song. Play my song.
Girl, let me see you work it with no hands.
Gotta stack of ones; lookin’ for some romance.
Play my song. Play my song. Play my song. Play my song.
Perfect song. P-p-perfect song.
Yeah.
It’s the perfect song for a pole dance.
Play my song. Play my song. Play my song. Play my song.
Girl, let me see you work it with no hands.
Gotta stack of ones; lookin’ for some romance.
Play my song. Play my song. Play my song. Play my song.
Lookin’ for some romance. P-perfect song.
Yeah.
Play my song. Song song song song.
Play my song. Song song song song.
It’s the perfect song for a pole dance.
Play my song. Song song song song.
It’s the perfect song for a pole dance.
Gotta stack of ones; lookin’ for some romance.
Gotta stack of ones; lookin’ for some romance.
It’s the perfect song for a pole dance.
Girl, let me see you work it with no hands.
Gotta stack of ones, lookin’ for some romance.
Perfect song. P-perfect song.
Yeah.

(Breakdown.)
Lock yo’ legs.
Work it. Wor-work yo’ thighs.
Throw it. Thr-thr-thr-thr-throw-throw -
Throw it into overdrive.
Oh-oh-overdrive.
Oh-oh-oh-oh-overdrive.
Lock it-lock-lock yo’ legs.
Throw it into overdrive.
Lock yo’ legs.
Work it. Wor-work yo’ th-th-thighs.
Throw it. Thr-thr-thr-thr-throw-throw -
Throw it into overdrive.
Oh-oh-overdrive.
Oh-oh-oh-oh-overdrive.
Lock it-lock-lock yo’ legs.
Throw it into overdrive.