(Intro.)
Valkyrie needs food badly.
Yo, you see that quarter? That means it’s my turn!
(Verse 1.)
Quarters on the line everytime that I rhyme.
You got GameFly, but all the fly game is mine.
Earned every achievement, high score, and trophy.
Got more game than Madden, and I spit like Yoshi.
A boss just like M. Bison.
World famous just like Trigun.
More levels than an onion.
I bring the fight like Tyson.
Massive multi-playah.
Joystick’s always strong.
Been in the game since the game was Pong.
Gobblin’ down power pellets.
Gettin’ all the cherry.
Got more Rupies in my purse
Than Link could ever carry.
More hunnies in my stable
Than Leisure Suit Larry.
Puttin’ down challengers.
So many that it’s scary.
My rapid fire’s chronic.
Run rings ‘round you like Sonic.
You standin’ in my Fallout.
Bioshock: atomic.
All my skills are off the chart.
My cheatcodes take you apart.
Chalkskin makes you regret
That you just can’t push reset.
Crash you like a bug.
Grab your chord and pull your plug.
(Verse 2.)
I'm SOCOM (so calm) when claim you want war with me.
Not the first, not the second, but that version 3.
I'm a digitized soldier with a handful of heat.
When you say you wanna battle, I just fall asleep.
I'm like that old little lady saying, "Where is the Beef?"
Your slow control make me wanna come through your screen.
You's a playah hatin’ fool the way you fumble that pad.
You hoistin’ a joystick with some glue; that’s sad.
If you only had the knowledge of that Hooked on Phonics,
You can understand the monitor. That "The End" means “Stop it."
DROP IT! Don't you even think about a PS3!
Make a Call of Duty for Jessica Nigri on that booty.
I’m a camouflaged bird that you don't wanna anger,
‘Cause us angry birds'll merge and start makin’ you limber.
You's a sinner cause you always read the manual first.
Beg forgiveness for your game then die by flame burst.
(Hook.)
Whatchu gonna do about it?
Whatchu gonna do about it?
Whatchu gonna do about it?
Whatchu gonna do about it?
I got game!
Whatchu gonna do about it?
Whatchu gonna do about it?
Whatchu gonna do about it?
Whatchu gonna do?
War. War never changes.
(Verse 3.)
Now, I done spent days and days
And plays and plays.
Pumped quarter after quarter in amazin’ games.
Yeah, canceled dates with amazin’ dames
To blast one more baddie with my laser brain.
I got the spread gun.
Go ahead and headhunt.
I was killin’ Mother Brain when you were a bed bug.
You little newbs can’t beat me.
When it’s Battlefield 3 in 3D, you can’t see me.
So grab Luigi, and ladies grab your Princess Peach.
Get a million gamerscore.
Keep controllers in your reach.
And get Kinected.
The Move get’s rejected.
Playstation Network can kiss a piece.
Guess which.
And you won’t ever best Rich.
GTA V, and I still ain’t been arrested.
That’s right, you’ll never best Rich.
GTA V, and I still ain’t been arrested.
(Breakdown.)
Yo, man, push pause for a second.
Alright, we goin’ there.
Gimme that controller.
Up-up-down-down-left-right-left-right-B-A-Select-Start
Aw man.
*Chalk blows into the NES cartridge.*
Finish Him!
(Verse 4.)
What up?
Think I ate too many 1-ups.
I’m hearin’ pleople say “Fatality!”
And tell ‘em shut-up.
I pull up on the roof on my twenty-twelve Charizard.
Finalboss is J, and he’s set all the way on hard.
I’ll chop you like Highlander.
Won’t find you, like Skylander.
All supposed witness, really Rainbow 6.
Best with the plasma in the Halo fit.
When this mako hits, J go 8-bit.
Chillin’ in the Barrio.
Stealin’ carts with Mario.
Wait. Why we stealin’ carts?
Holy crap! It’s Wario.
Thought he had me, and got smacked quick.
Got a date with the Princess,
Gotta cop cash quick.
Smack a brick.
Watch it rain my allowance.
Got nine thousand inches endowment.
Check the announcement
With proper pronouncement.
You’re goin’ down unless it’s
Chalkskin you’re down with.
(Sketch.)
Stop it Rich. I’m first player.
No, J-Man.
No. No.
Let me be first player.
Give it back. You always say you’re first player.
You always get the red guy.
No! Gimme! Ahah! Ahah! Hey, it’s my controller!
I don’t care that your mom bought this for you.
Mom!!
(Hook.)
Whatchu gonna do about it?
Whatchu gonna do about it?
Whatchu gonna do about it?
Whatchu gonna do about it?
I got game!
Whatchu gonna do about it?
Whatchu gonna do about it?
Whatchu gonna do about it?
Whatchu gonna do?
Whatchu gonna do about it?
Whatchu gonna do about it?
Whatchu gonna do about it?
Whatchu gonna do about it?
I got game!
Whatchu gonna do about it?
Whatchu gonna do about it?
Whatchu gonna do about it?
Whatchu gonna do?
(Outro.)
Don’t make me get my Power Glove.
Target aqcuired. There you are.
credits
from PayDay,
released July 4, 2012
(R. Baker, A. G. Grant, S. D. Grant, K. Marbury, J. Nestler)
Produced by: MC Chalkskin
Vocals: MC Chalkskin, DJ Pop'N'Fresh, Rich Prophet, J-Man
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