(Intro.)
Yeah, keep pouring. Keep pouring. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah. Hey, pass me that purple stuff.
J-Man, Pop'N'Fresh, Chalk, let's get this.
Man, he drunk it all.
Got mine.
Always more at the Circle K.

(Verse 1.)
I got my purple pants, purple drawers, purple shoes.
Pullin' all that purple got me in a purple mood
For that purple stuff song, and I'm the perfect dude.
I'm a purple people eater, and you rappers is my food.
But I felt the diabetes comin' hard like the beat, man.
Super saccharin suckro-suckin' sickeningly sweet, and
Tell 'em watch my w-w-waistline like a Wheat Thin.
Ya'll don't understand me, play this track back on repeat then.
Droppin' Grapes of Wrath on you sippin saps!
Rainbow flavored Gatoraders.
Vitamators, let me educate ya’.
Grape drink, first, and you later.
Chapelle knows well. I thank him dearly.
Chalk grapevine go back to BC.
Amoebas suckin' on a purple potion.
Then Trilobites swam in a purple ocean.
Barney knows it, he's a purplesourous,
His blood color ain't no reddish orange.
It's grape!
A Jug of juice in a giant.
That's why kids like him.
Don't believe me? Catch a fade
By Dino, Flinstone's purple hero.
You perfect zeros, calorie freaks,
You troglodytes to the purple species.

(Hook.)
I love that grape drink. I can't get enough.
Don't want no Sunny-D. Pass me the purple stuff.
Grape! Grape! Grape! Grape! Grape! Grape! Grape!
I love that grape drink. I can't get enough.
Don't want no Sunny-D. Pass me the purple stuff.
Grape! Grape! Grape! Grape! Grape! Grape! Grape!

(Verse 2.)
I'm a man with a distinguishing pallet.
Fillet Mignon. Vinaigrette salad.
Kool-Aid? Yo, I gots paid.
I wants Ni-Hi, and I wants Minute Maid.
Got Welch's in my belches while I'm watchin' "Grape Ape."
A blush of Crush, and I'm in a purple haze.
Tippin' back the bubbly in fine glass bottles.
Bottoms up, girls! Spray my purple on these models.
Great grape drink. Fill it up!
If you feel it, raise it up.
Put some love in your cup.
Ch-Check me out as I guzzle it down.
I just saw spots. I'm 'bout to go wild.
I stop, run around in my birthday suit.
All the girls is like, "That Jay is cute."
Got my grape suit. It's on!
Da-da-dadda! Its a guy in a thong!
Booty says "juicy." Front says "bomb."
Just my image sets off the alarm.
Breastfed by grapes since I was young.
Suck on that straight up, no straw.
Sugar, chalk, and purple. (Sugar!)
Sugar, chalk, and purple! (Sugar!)
All you drink is that grape drink when you up in Chalkskin's circle.
Like!

(Hook.)
I love that grape drink. I can't get enough.
Don't want no Sunny-D. Pass me the purple stuff.
Grape! Grape! Grape! Grape! Grape! Grape! Grape!
I love that grape drink. I can't get enough.
Don't want no Sunny-D. Pass me the purple stuff.
Grape! Grape! Grape! Grape! Grape! Grape! Grape!

(Breakdown.)
Grape Down!!!!
*a melody of sweet praise*

(Verse 3.)
If you love that grapeness, hollah when we play this, feel us when we say this...
Throw up yo' mothergrapin' hands. (Throw up yo' mothergrapin' hands?)
And do the grape drink dance. (And do the grape drink dance?)
Yeah, yeah.
Yo, if you love that purple stuff and you can't get enough, let us know you feelin' us...
Throw up yo' mothergrapin' hands. (Throw up yo' mothergrapin' hands?)
And do the purple drink dance. (And do the grape drink dance?)

(Hook.)
We love that grape drink. We can't get enough.
Don't want no Sunny-D. Pass me the purple stuff.
Chalkskin! You heard of us. Grape drink murderers. Sippin' on that Grimmace. Dippin' like some Hamburglars.
We love that grape drink. We can't get enough.
Don't want no Sunny-D. Pass me the purple stuff.
Yeah, Chalkskin! You heard of us. Grape drink murderers. Sippin' on that Grimmace. Dippin' like some Hamburglars.

(Outro.)
Yo, we got some shout-outs to be given out.
What's up, carbonated water? Look at you, all bubbly-wobbly.
Yeah, we got that sticky-icky-icky high fructose corn syrup givin' me that sugar rush. Huhuhuh.
Sodium benzoate always up to no good.
Yeah, we feelin' them flavor twins, artificial and natural.
Yo, one last shout-out. Red number 30, blue number 1, much love, peace, and harmony. Chalkskin. We out.
Purple stuff.